"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive
"I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care."
"A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you."
"It doesn’t matter if it’s a relationship, a lifestyle, or a job. If it doesn’t make you happy let it go."